In an announcement that has many people spitting out their beer (preferably not Bud Light)

the well-known beverage company revealed Colin Kaepernick as its newest brand ambassador.

And in an unexpected turn of events, what was Kaepernick’s opening statement?

a resolute pledge to stay away from shampoo promotions.

Bubbles McFroth, the CEO of Bud Light, took the stage at an opulent press conference that was hosted at a neighborhood bar (because where else would you announce a beer ambassadorship?).

“We wanted someone who embodies the spirit of our brand, ladies and gentlemen,” he said, gesturing to a can of Bud Light. Someone audacious and surprising. Furthermore, Colin Kaepernick is the best.

The room, filled with reporters, influencers, and a few confused bar patrons, erupted in murmurs. Was this the same Kaepernick known for his football prowess and activism? The same man who had recently been in the news for his potential return to the NFL?Kaepernick, looking dapper in a suit that suspiciously resembled Bud Light’s signature blue, took the microphone.

“Thank you, Bud Light, for this incredible opportunity,” he began, pausing to take a sip of the beer. “And just to set the record straight, I won’t be pursuing any shampoo endorsements. My focus is on beer and football, not luscious locks.”

The statement, a clear nod to recent controversies involving other brands, drew laughter from the crowd. It seemed Kaepernick was not only embracing his new role but also having a bit of fun with it.As with anything Kaepernick-related, the internet had a field day. Memes flooded social media, with one popular image showing Kaepernick’s iconic afro replaced with frothy beer bubbles. Another depicted him taking a knee, but instead of a football field, he was in a bar, proposing a toast.

Twitter user @HopsAndDreams tweeted, “Kaepernick for Bud Light? Guess I’m switching to cocktails.” Meanwhile, @BeerMeNow declared, “Finally, a brand ambassador I can drink to!”

Capitalizing on the buzz, Bud Light quickly unveiled its new campaign featuring Kaepernick. Billboards popped up nationwide, showing Kaepernick holding a Bud Light with the tagline, “Take a Stand (or a Knee) for Beer.” The campaign, a cheeky nod to Kaepernick’s activism, was met with a mix of applause and eye rolls.The NFL, never one to shy away from controversy, released a statement about Kaepernick’s new gig.

“While we support all our players’ endeavors, we hope Kaepernick remembers the difference between a touchdown and a beer chug.” Kaepernick responded with a playful tweet: “Don’t worry, NFL. I’ve got plenty of practice in both.”

Bud Light’s decision to bring Kaepernick on board as their brand ambassador is a testament to the ever-evolving world of brand partnerships. While the pairing might seem as mismatched as beer and cereal, it’s a reminder that in today’s world, anything is possible.